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November 30, 2023

Century’s Best Dad Jokes


Two reporters, Lily Hughes, and Rachel Dawtthachin interviewed students all around Century Middle School about what they think their best jokes are.  These are some responses that were just the apple to their eye…or the joke to their dad.  


 “Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.”
Former student Maddy Hughes 9th grade


“What’s so bad about cat litter? it’s littering.”
-Landon Klumpholz 6th grade


“Have you heard of the movie, Constipation?  It never came out.”
-Dominic Bruninig 6th grade


“Why didn’t the skeleton eat the school food? It didn’t have the guts to do it.”
-Isabella Machado 7th grade


“Where do pencils go on vacation? To Pennsylvania.”
-LoriAna Queja-Phillips 7th grade


“What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.”
-Jovianna Lara 7th grade


“¿Qué dijo el gato cuando le pegaron a su auto? Dijo Meowauto!”
-Sofia Ornelas 8th grade


“Are you a cargo? Cause cargo BEEP BEEP”
-Matthew Miner 8th grade


“What did the fish say when it bumped into the wall? Dam”
-Annon Camero 7th grade


“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
You said poopo.”
-Colton Van Meter 8th grade

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